Well, if you think that you knew how to secure a canoe to a truck, let me tell you another way to do it.
A much faster way to do it.
Step 1: Using a short rope, tie one end of the canoe to a stick wedged between the cab and the bed (loop, swoop, and pull method works best)
Step 2: Because the canoe is so long, you won't be able to close the lift gate So just let it hang.
Step 3: Now comes the most important part. You are going to need to put some weight on the canoe so it doesn't move around. Look for the heaviest person in your party and place them ``securely`` at the front end of the canoe and have him/her stand in the bow of the boat.
Step 4: Drive, preferably on bumpy, rut-filled roads or the Panamerican Hwy.
Step 5: Pray.
It's only four steps.
So easy.
2 comments:
well, we know we don't have to worry about you being the one to stand in the dangerous bow of the boat b/c you certainly were not the heaviest person in the party
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