How do you say Roswell in Spanish?

Last week, an interesting story appeared in a local newspaper, "Diario Correo". They typically put all of their stories on their website, but this one must have slipped by the online staff.

¡Que lastima! (What a shande)

I`ll paraphrase for you.

For tomorrow, 20 January 2010, Kill, the alien son of the Yaguana Granda family, is planning to arrive on planet Earth, according to José, who on the night of 7 January 1996 lent his wife's womb to be impregnated by four aliens on the banks of the river.

Prior knowledge

Last 24 November 2009, José told this newspaper in an exclusive interview that 13 years after his encounter with Laxti, Nortu and Sasqui, they had promised to bring his son back 20 January 2009.

The family said that their last contact with the aliens was 3 October 2008 at the same spot where the aliens had abducted his wife.

Yesterday, José said that you have to let what happens happen and that the date might be off because the aliens don't operate on the same calendar system that we do on Earth.

Place

Yaguana still insists upon the exact date and place of the encounter and that he and his wife are preparing for it. In the last three weeks, they have gone back to the place where she was impregnated to prepare themselves and receive energy from the rocks there.

He said he's not joking around and isn't doing this just to gain attention. What he wants is to create a consciousness among intelligent people about the reality in which we are living.

Thirteen years

The parents are happy for the appearance of their son and to receive new messages and assignments from Laxti, Nortu and Sasqui. José always refers to those three as brothers.

Fourteen years have passed since the encounter, ten minutes outside of town. The aliens come form the planet Ecton: Laxti (capt.), Norku (Co-pilot, notice different spelling of name from before) and Sasqui (second co-pilot). Thirteen years ago they took José's wife up into their flying saucer and using a complicated method, impregnated her.

There is a bit more, but I think you get the idea. I know that a few days have passed since the encounter was supposed to take place, but I haven´t heard anything.

A few years ago the dude took a lie detector test and passed. Accordingly, everyone in town believes him.

I think of myself as doing the same thing as José, telling other intelligent people about the reality that we live in (sarcasm). I'll keep you guys posted if I hear anything new. And if something does happen, I see a lot of tourist potential.